What do all the above have in common? They're foods you may or may not have chewed on to dodge a full meal, hold you over til dinner, or simply cause they were low in calories. Why the Elliptical? Because it may have been the exercise machine of choice to burn all 25 calories from the iceberg lettuce you overate or the fat free cookie you now have to burn off.

Sound weird?! Well it is!

But that doesn't mean that we can't LAUGH about it.

This post is simply a response to a fellow blogger, genius writer, comedian (in my opinion) and woman who put some CANDID and HONEST humor into a subject that can be really DRAB. Drab like when you have to change the sheets on your bed. BUT fear not, you'll be laughing in front of your computer soon (as long as it's not a blank computer screen, cause that might be weird, but not to Laura) and possibly falling off your couch, stool, beanbag or whatever you're planted on.

Meet Laura Belgray of Talking Shrimp.

READ and THANK ME LATER. No JUDGING HERE! http://talkingshrimp.com/sorry-our-eating-is-out-of-order/

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